shitmancer
shitmancer by wakandaforeverripchadwickbosem July 2, 2021
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shitmaster
One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
Related Words
shitmancer • ShitMonger • Shitmuncher • shitbanger • shitmaster • shitwanker • slutmancer • Shitcannery • shitfanner • Shitmarker
shitfacer
Shitfacer is a term derived from the actions of one notably unscrupulous, shitfaced, and lascivious, young man that attends college in Newport Rhode Island. The term has been used as an adjective, noun, verb and in a variety of contexts. The term has been extrapolated to include many other prefixes to the suffix "facer". i.e. Stonefacer, Whorefacer, STDfacer, Spicfacer, "____"facer.
"Hey Pat, can you believe what shitfacer did last weekend?"
"Watch out for that driver, total shitfacer..."
"Hahaha, look at this stonefacer special, totally enamored by the all you can eat buffet!"
"Dude, look at the kid falling all over that girl, total shitfacer"
"Dude, that whorefacer def looks like an STDfacer"
"Watch out for that driver, total shitfacer..."
"Hahaha, look at this stonefacer special, totally enamored by the all you can eat buffet!"
"Dude, look at the kid falling all over that girl, total shitfacer"
"Dude, that whorefacer def looks like an STDfacer"
shitfacer by WestCoastWorder October 13, 2011
Shitwankery
Shitwankery by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017
Shitwanker
Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.
Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.
Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.
Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"
Shitwanker by Europe. January 28, 2015
Shitmarker
1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
Shitmarker by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010
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