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shitstance 

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.
"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.
shitstance by TheRevJake December 23, 2011
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Shitstainer

A person with an unusually large buttocks and/or rectum that continually leaves fecal stains on the toilet seat after evacuating their bowels.
Don't go in there after Brian ... he's a fucking Shitstainer
Shitstainer by pcicc December 26, 2016
The smell a hobo makes.
"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."
shitstank by Shin Mega December 14, 2008

shitstabber 

I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.
shitstabber by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009

Shitstang 

SLOW ASS Mustang.

Mostly used to describe V6 Ford Mustangs.

In some cases, but very rarely, V8 Mustangs are also acceptable.
Person 1: My b16 vtec hatch can smoke your blacked-out Shitstang.

Person 2: In your dreams rice boy, American Muscle rules!!!
Shitstang by HEY BILL January 12, 2010

ShitStang 

A Car a chea broke jewish person in eastchester drives that looks worse that the shit that comes out of anyones ass
Damn is that Ken in that Shitstang
ShitStang by Big AL pimpin May 2, 2007

Shitstabber 

Gay Sex.
When a male inserts penis up the others bum.
I Love A Good Shitstab.
Or
I Heard He Was A Shitstabber!
"No Way!"
Shitstabber by MOLLii3 X August 26, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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