Shitapple
Get the Shitapple mug.
SHipple
SHipple by nachocheez11 June 21, 2019
Related Words
shit apple • shitappens • shizapple • Shipple • shitnipples • shitpile • Shapple • shappley • Shitlapped • shiznapple
Shapple
Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.
This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.
Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.
Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.
Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.
Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.
It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!
also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!
also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
Shit Apple
A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”
Shit Apple by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007
shitable
1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive
1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable
shitable by Nan and Hasoon January 22, 2004
Shitpile Paralysis
1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.
2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.
Shitpile Paralysis by Kacinitis July 20, 2012
Shappley
(AKA a Shapp) Another term for shafta. Popular in international schools in Saudi. Slang for a pod system such as a juul, myle, or a suorin edge.
Senior : *walks into science bathroom*
Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?
Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.
Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?
Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.
Shappley by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019