A small hick town located in the middle of east bumblefuck
Pennsylvania where Locals enjoy Drinking, Flying Confederate Flags from the back of their vehicles and Skinning dead Roadkill deer and selling the skins for profit. When college is in you
don't have to walk more than two feet to find a party where a girl is taking her top off and using it as a bandanna while doing a keg stand. Local entertainment includes watching Tractor pulls and going to Richard Ave to bet on how many underages the kids
will be arrested for, or heading on out to the woods or the nearest cornfield to have a bonfire which also includes having unprotected
sex and doing lines of cocaine. The school district is similar to most in that they only fund
Football,
Boys Basketball and
Baseball. The academics are terrible and the administrators in the district are more brain dead then the kids that light the bathrooms on fire. The cafeteria staff at the high school is full of pedophiles and all the kids find out after having
sex with each other, they're related. The most used word is "yee
yee" and every 30 seconds someone tells the world they have a small dick by reving the engine of their big jacked up diesel truck driving down the one road that runs through town. Local Cuisine includes whatever deer or other animals you kill in the woods or the fish that you catch. So if you're looking for a town that likes trucks, inbreds, hates gay
people and has 42 churches. Shippensburg PA is the place for you!