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shappley 

A badass whose a little larger than most and generally is good at everything
The running back was such a shappley
shappley by Superior Goku September 23, 2018
Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.

This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.

Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.

Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.

It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!

also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
Shapple by podulator November 10, 2010

sharpley 

Originating from an episode of university challenge, the word sharpley is used as an insult for someone who fails particularly hard at something
did you see that guy on university challenge he didn't answer a single question, what a sharpley

that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley
sharpley by scourer September 9, 2011
1. When the DNA of a sheep is crossed with that of an apple tree. The end result is a shapple, not to be confused with Snapple (a combination of a snail and apple) or sheeple (one who follows a leader blindly)

2. The combination of Shaps and an apple.
1. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in protein, vitamins and apple flavoured wool.

2. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in Shaps and apple stuff.
Shapple by Nicomaya April 10, 2007
involves being over-competitive and leading people around schools stressing "it's important"
"stop being such a shapley!"
"he pulled a shapley on me!"
shapley by iliart November 27, 2009

Shapples 

'Shapples'is the Aussie reference to SHE'LL BE APPLES. This reference is the same as saying "she'll be right mate".
Faark mate your toe is cut bad......'shapples'
Shapples by STREATA March 23, 2017