Shitlapped
Shitlapped by Klavdiya June 29, 2009
Words you can keep
Shitclapper
Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015
Related Words
Shitlapped • Shitslapped • shitlagged • shlapped • Shitapedia • shitappens • Shitclapper • Shitlaced • Shitlapse • shit happens
shit lapped
when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
shit lapped by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013
shitlagged
Mary was so shitlagged after getting off a fight from NY to LA after slamming six double bloodymarys on the flight that she couldn't find the baggage area and passed out in the men's restroom at LAX.
shitlagged by shit for brians September 13, 2010
shithappens
When severenth happens to not give a shit.
Martin: shithappens
shithappens by moojay January 13, 2011
Shitapedia
Shitapedia is Wikipedia.
Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.
"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.
Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".
On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.
Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.
"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.
Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".
On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.
Person: I was reading some things about George Bush...and at the top of his page, there's a whole bunch of bad stuff about him. Really makes him look like a bad guy! So, knowing that Obama is facing a lot of controversy as well, I looked at his page and I couldn't find anything mentioning what he's done! Is that on purpose? I won't even get INTO their page on Sarah Palin!
Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..
Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..
Shitapedia by Comic Nut January 8, 2011
Shitslapped
High out of your mind, the supposed second evolution of slapped and or clapped (depending on where you are from)
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.
I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.
Shitslapped by Clit Sammich October 24, 2019
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B)
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