Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of
logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove
dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT
water her. Hannys hate
water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are
fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your
Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.
Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by
stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your
Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly,
love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it. Lastly, remember that Hannys are incredibly loyal and grow emotionally attached to the people around them.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida,
Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a
time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your
Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.