shapapple

The act of slapping someone and or violently beating in the face with a chubby penis on or around the facial area, leaving a red mark.

"I can beat someone down with my shapapple."
"my shapapple is legendary I can break spines."

shapapple by jean-pierre fortin January 19, 2008

Shapple 

Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.

This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.

Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.

Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.

Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.

It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!

also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone

Shapple by podulator November 10, 2010

Shitapple 

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

Shitapple by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

Shappley 

(AKA a Shapp) Another term for shafta. Popular in international schools in Saudi. Slang for a pod system such as a juul, myle, or a suorin edge.

Senior : *walks into science bathroom*

Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?

Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.

Shappley by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019

Shwapple 

A drinking game involving a tennis (Shwap) ball and a group of people standing in a circle. You must hold your drink in your dominant hand and you bounce the ball to each other in attempt to make your opponents bobble or drop the ball. Each time you make an error, you must drink. If Person A bounces the ball to Person B, and Person B makes a catch using another part of their body other than their hand, then Person A must chug the rest of his or her drink and everybody else chants, "Shwapple" repeatedly. #Shwapple

Participants are encouraged to create their own rule system

"Hey Bro... are you trying to go to that Shwapmeet later?"

"Got Shwap?"

"Dude! You will never guess what happened! We were shwappin it up at Frodo's and Mike Tyson came over to get his shwap on!"

"Let's play Shwapple."

Shwapple by anonymous April 29, 2013

spapple 

Surfing the net while slightly drunk and adding information to websites that you know is bollocks.It's better than buying shit from ebay or amazon that you forgetabout until it arrives mid week, at work.

I'm pished and adding the word spapple to the urban dictionary

spapple by Robert TK August 12, 2006

spapples 

see Satan, see succubus

quite frankly the most satanic image of a soul trapped in an ugly human body that makes Satan scream like a little girl whenever he has the misfortune of seeing her, i mean "it."

Ew he slept with spapples last night! They're gonna have demon children!!!!1

spapples by woldemort March 31, 2009