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noun

Short for sexual network. In polyamorous circles, kink communities, or among close-knit “sister wives,” a sexnet is the web of partners and trusted connections someone can call on for emotional, physical, or sexual support—especially when they can’t be there themselves.
A well-tended sexnet isn’t just about sex; it’s about care, trust, and showing up—even if it’s via proxy.
“I was out of town, but my girl tapped into the sexnet—her other partner came over for cuddles and company. Everyone wins.”
Sexnet by Lord Dominus May 26, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch
a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
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n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."
Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

Senetiwe 

She's not the most beautiful girl in the world but she is the most beautiful girl in my world. A pure example of a "once in a lifetime person " that once met, your life changes as her natural warmth is enough to help heal or soften even the coldest of hearts. She does have her short comings though, her red panda behavior makes her the biggest threat to herself and such is visible when you consider the fact that her natural enemy is a rock and is only rivaled by stairs. The world hasn't been all that nice to her but she continues to see the good in people which speaks volumes of her innocent soul cast into this hell we call life. If you ever come across such a person, you should be greatful and hope they stay in your life . Damn, this is probably the longest message I've written and I'm still continuing but i consider it worth it.
Q : Hey, who's that standing over there radiating so much warmth

A : surely that must be a Senetiwe

A2 : Dang, i think i want her in my life
Senetiwe by A Tiger-stripped Cat November 30, 2021

senetance 

like a sentence, but much better and more truthful
cause thats a correct senetance XD
senetance by bush_it April 4, 2019
See Exeter. Capital of Devon renowned for harbouring game, lively and importantly attractive students- thus putting the sex into Sexeter.
Sexeter by Electric Poppa August 4, 2007
Noun.
/sEXˈzī-itē/

A feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease about having sex with someone.

Typical among virgins.
Dude 1: "I'm finally gonna lose my V Card with Jessica tonight. What if I mess up and stick it in the wrong hole?"

Dude 2: "Just be calm. Everyone has sexiety the first time around"
sexiety by UwiKid September 5, 2012
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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