a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.
And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.
That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.
That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
Get the sexetary mug.1. A very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have sexual relations with.
2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.
2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.
Employee 1: Who's the new girl?
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.
Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.
Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.
by Cackus December 31, 2007
Get the Sexetary mug.n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
Get the Sexretary mug.by C August 5, 2003
Get the sexytary mug.Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.
1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.
1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.
(on the phone, talking to friend)
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!
by flo123 August 27, 2005
Get the sexatary mug.A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 13, 2006
Get the sexretary mug.The term for an over slutty new/existing secutary in your workplace that probably only got the job because of her 'talents'
Person 1: Hey! Who's the new girl?
Person 2: The Boss' new sexutary, he got bored after the old one hit 50.
Person 2: I would.
Person 2: The Boss' new sexutary, he got bored after the old one hit 50.
Person 2: I would.
by Marcus Burscough September 24, 2007
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