Senetiwe 

She's not the most beautiful girl in the world but she is the most beautiful girl in my world. A pure example of a "once in a lifetime person " that once met, your life changes as her natural warmth is enough to help heal or soften even the coldest of hearts. She does have her short comings though, her red panda behavior makes her the biggest threat to herself and such is visible when you consider the fact that her natural enemy is a rock and is only rivaled by stairs. The world hasn't been all that nice to her but she continues to see the good in people which speaks volumes of her innocent soul cast into this hell we call life. If you ever come across such a person, you should be greatful and hope they stay in your life . Damn, this is probably the longest message I've written and I'm still continuing but i consider it worth it.

Q : Hey, who's that standing over there radiating so much warmth

A : surely that must be a Senetiwe

A2 : Dang, i think i want her in my life

Senetiwe by A Tiger-stripped Cat November 30, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012