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Sexrets

Pseudo Freudian slip. Secrets about sexual interation.
I.e. I never tell my sexrets.
by Amanda Sabrina May 30, 2006
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a miserable little pile of secrets

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Dremark May 23, 2006
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jac secrets

A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.
"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."
by pastorlode February 23, 2014
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dragon secrets

taking one's vehicle and throwing it into an out of control situation, letting the tires slide and squeal
He attempted to unleash dragon secrets, but ended up stuck on the side of the road.
by Trogdor!! November 29, 2006
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Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021
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Jonas Secrets

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.
Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?
by RUCreepin December 22, 2008
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