Sexeter

See Exeter. Capital of Devon renowned for harbouring game, lively and importantly attractive students- thus putting the sex into Sexeter.

Getting some action in Sexeter tonight?

by Electric Poppa August 4, 2007

Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021

sexetary

a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."

Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.

by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

sexcetera

when you are talking to your friends about the night you had with your girlfriend before finishing with a sexetera meaning you did more sexual things with her

JOHN- hey jake tell us what you and your girlfriend did last night

jake- well i licked her tits she sucked my dick i ate her tight pussy (SEXCETERA)

by big Chad February 10, 2008

sexceteria

A place to go for lots of sex, or lots of different sexual acts.

Laney and I were in the sexceteria all night long.

by tomstrange April 18, 2010

Sexterior

A hot body/sexy exterior. Totally superficial

She told me she never made the first move before me. I legit bring it out of people. DAMN this sexterior

by as1776 January 22, 2015