Seicure 

A shakey thing on the ground.

When a chair was thron on the set of K-Today, the host had a seicure.

Seicure by "K" January 13, 2004

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Bag Secured 

meaning you've been on your shit, getting money.

My future looking good because my bag secured.

Bag Secured by mayvenn January 5, 2017

SecuredMC

A person who abuses their staff powers so he can start shit and be a dick. Fires his best staff members and hires pieces of shit in their place. Confirmed to have Down's Syndrome. Sees his players as dollar signs rather than people. Douchebag

Wow, that guy is acting like a total SecuredMC!

SecuredMC by Stephen_Hawking July 25, 2014

SecureOne 

A word commonly used to describe those who are lowlife and have no realistic goals with their lives. Often used to also describe those who are criminally inclined, enjoy bullying others for pleasure and entertainment, think that they are champagne in a fall glass when they're luke warm piss in a cup and act like they are the village hardman but are nothing more than a cowardly quim on the side of the road.

Person 1: Did you hear about what Becky did?

Person 2: Yes she's an absolute SecureOne. Stay away from her at all costs as she’ll do nothing but deceive, lead you on, and reel you in with her empty promises

SecureOne by JayA899 January 11, 2022

secure sex

knowing that you are going to get laid

dude, i've got secure sex tonight

secure sex by asianshavebigdicks June 12, 2011

Secure the Bag

The bag being anything you want/desire. You must obtain it or accomplish your goal. Secure the bag.

How do I secure the bag?
I secured the bag when I got the job.

Secure the Bag by Slayballs July 7, 2017