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To obtain an item of interest or importance to your being. Often used in the phrase “secure the bag,” of the same meaning.
Person 1: did you tell Jenna to get the Kraft Mac and cheese from the store?
Person 2: yeah she just texted me “Kraft, Secured”
Secured by Haydom November 5, 2022
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secured credit card 

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

Bag Secured 

meaning you've been on your shit, getting money.
My future looking good because my bag secured.
Bag Secured by mayvenn January 5, 2017

Funding secured. 

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018
Word of the Day on August 15, 2018

File secured 

Securing the file.

File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.

There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)
"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."
File secured by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018

pack secured 

When you secure/obtain the package, wether it be drugs, food, or anything of value
Me: Aye bro bro, you got any bud

Plug: Yeah G, pack secured

Me: Yo homie can u pick up my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah pack secured b

Bag = Secured

When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.
Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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