SecuredMC

A person who abuses their staff powers so he can start shit and be a dick. Fires his best staff members and hires pieces of shit in their place. Confirmed to have Down's Syndrome. Sees his players as dollar signs rather than people. Douchebag

Wow, that guy is acting like a total SecuredMC!

SecuredMC by Stephen_Hawking July 25, 2014

Bag Secured 

meaning you've been on your shit, getting money.

My future looking good because my bag secured.

Bag Secured by mayvenn January 5, 2017

Funding secured. 

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018

File secured 

Securing the file.

File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.

There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)

"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."

File secured by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018

pack secured 

When you secure/obtain the package, wether it be drugs, food, or anything of value

Me: Aye bro bro, you got any bud

Plug: Yeah G, pack secured

Me: Yo homie can u pick up my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah pack secured b

pack secured by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019

Secured 

To obtain an item of interest or importance to your being. Often used in the phrase “secure the bag,” of the same meaning.

Person 1: did you tell Jenna to get the Kraft Mac and cheese from the store?
Person 2: yeah she just texted me “Kraft, Secured”

Secured by Haydom November 5, 2022

Bag = Secured

When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.

Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"

Bag = Secured by Babycakes Lovin May 21, 2018