Seizuregasm

An orgasm so intense, it triggers seizure-like movements such as rapid shaking or trembling, often followed by passing out and becoming unresponsive for a few minutes.orgasm

Me: Wow! That was incredible. I haven't cum like that in quite a while.

Her: Yeah, you had a real seizuregasm there. I was gonna call 911 because you were shaking so much and passed the fuck out for 6 whole minutes! What's your name again?

Seizuregasm by madpilot66 April 19, 2011

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Seizuregasm

What happens when something is amazingly wonderful that it makes you orgasm, but is so out there and random that it gives you a violent seizure.

Dude, that just gave me a seizuregasm.

Seizuregasm by LeafeLillith April 18, 2009

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Seizuregasm • Seizurgasm • seizuretastic

Seizurgasm

The action of having a seizure when one reaches orgasm.

Dude: Totally banged her last night
Other Dude: And how was it

Dude: Amazing, I made her seizurgasm
Other Dude: Sweet man

Seizurgasm by SeizurgasmDude May 26, 2010

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seizuretastic

(adj) A word used to describe something that is confusing, has a lot of flashing lights, has a lot of things going on at different places (like a painting with a lot of different colors), etc. You don't need epilepsey to use this word.

1) (After a teacher writes an incredibly confusing algerbra problem on the board) Woahh.. That's seizuretastic.

2) Woah, these flashing lights are seizuretastic.

3) (After viewing a splatter-art painting with a billion different colors) This painting is seizuretastic.

seizuretastic by iCarly January 15, 2008

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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