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SecureOne 

A word commonly used to describe those who are lowlife and have no realistic goals with their lives. Often used to also describe those who are criminally inclined, enjoy bullying others for pleasure and entertainment, think that they are champagne in a fall glass when they're luke warm piss in a cup and act like they are the village hardman but are nothing more than a cowardly quim on the side of the road.
Person 1: Did you hear about what Becky did?

Person 2: Yes she's an absolute SecureOne. Stay away from her at all costs as she’ll do nothing but deceive, lead you on, and reel you in with her empty promises
SecureOne by JayA899 January 11, 2022
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SecureOne 

A devoted Secure One Capital employee who is constantly looking for new challenges, adapting to change, and willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done at the highest level. They have accepted the challenge to be the best of the best. They focus on four core values: Body, Being, Balance, and Business. They appreciate a life-work balance and understand that they must become the master of all four values to have a life that they love. They believe that when they have their life in balance, it is easy to make a difference and have an impact on the lives of their clients and their loved ones.
I have been in the mortgage business for a long time, but I truly grasped the benefit of a life-work balance when I became a SecureOne.
SecureOne by MyGreenKilt January 20, 2021
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secretney 

To have a secret that you want known> To tell someone a secret that you know they will tell.
"I really like him but I'm too scared to tell him. I know what I'll do, I'll tell Kattie my secretney and she will definitly tell him".
secretney by choclatelove December 27, 2010

Securinet 

Wan2 Up2date Maintainint Securinet?
Securinet by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

secrened 

this is a way of secreting extra orange juice. this is often used in a small town near Detroit. sometimes in a sexual context it can also mean pulverizing potatoes for pleasure. peanuts are also used in this scenario.
hey you secrened last night it scared me, but also penetrated my spirit in a good way

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026