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pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!
"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!
pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006
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1.If you see it, then you believe it.

2.Seeism is the simple idea that nothing
exist without visual confirmation.
I don't believe that John kissed Mary. In this case, I am a firm seeist. I'd have to see it to believe it.
Humans have been practicing Seeism ever since they opened their eyes.
Seeism is the oldest form of confirmation.
Seeism is practiced by every living thing, with eyes.
Seeism by Seeist April 19, 2009

sheenist 

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,
When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist
sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011
A below average penis, or small penis
When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.
smenis by Matt March 9, 2004

Shenisha 

A beautiful girl with a humble heart that does not like to be disappointed and has a strong desire to please. Has many goals she would like to achieve and will not stop until she is successful. She is fun and likes to turn up and get faded with her 3 friends. She makes funny jokes. Rarely goes out to party and get drunk. You can catch her ass at home not depending on a man to get things done. She likes blunts and high grade ganja. She can whine like no other and listens to reggae and dance hall. She can get very upset if your cross her and will remember it forever. She is beautiful inside & out and is constantly trying to make the world a better place by advising world issues that require more attention. Doesn't like to wake up in the mornings but if it's for work she will always be there getting that cash. It may sound like a ghetto name but she is far from ghetto, more like independent and ambitious.
Yo I smoked a blunt with Shenisha yesterday

Shenisha looked so fineyesterday

If you are a fuckboy or waste man stay away from Shenisha.
Shenisha by Highliife April 6, 2017
The snorting of cocaine off one's penis. Named after the party legend poon hound himself, Charlie Sheen.
Sheenis by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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