Seanism. 

A religion that worships POTATOES.

That guy is totally into Seanism.

Seanism. by poopheads April 27, 2009

Seanism 

Everything is unpredictable. Probability means infinite. Mind-attraction pulled it into reality. Everything is unpredictable.

Don't worry, seanism betrays no one except self-shackles

Seanism by Seanism December 23, 2021

Seanism 

Disclosing too much personal information to coworkers resulting in endless teasing. Associated with wearing sweaters.

Person A: I know the entire Single Ladies Dance. When I hear that beat I can't stop these hips.

Person B: Plays Single Ladies, records dancing, emails to all employees with subject line "Today's Seanism."

Seanism by SuperFancy November 12, 2014

Seanism 

When a person begins a personal internet fad to which only they contribute. This internet fad may, but probably won't, catch on with the rest of the internet community as people start imitating it. Credited to internet personality Sean Rahill who dedicates 30% of his efforts to maintain his strange internet fads at all cost!

"I tag Tina Fey in everything I post on fb now. It's a thing."

"No it's not. It's a Seanism."

Seanism by bossmovie July 25, 2013

Seanism 

Worshipping Hayden Sean Walden

Hey Gabe are you in seanism?
Hell Yeah dude

Seanism by TheRealCrimeman April 23, 2022

stanism 

The belief that all living and non-living things are simply representations of one central being called STAN and that love and freedom can unite all representations. Believers often call themselves 'stanites' or 'stanists'.

Stanism keeps me from getting my homework finished. I just can't see the point in becoming anything else when we're all the same thing anyway!

stanism by The Council of the 13 December 16, 2010

sanism 

The social, legal, or institutional discrimination against individuals who are mentally ill/neurodivergent, or who may be considered "not sane" by society's standards. This can often cross over into ableism.

The term sanism was originally coined by Morton Birnbaum.

Some oppressive terms that reinforce sanist stereotypes: crazy, insane, psycho, retarded, dumb, mad house, mental case; misuse of medical terms such as OCD, bipolar, schizophrenic, autistic, etc.

Jesse: I can't attend college in person due to my social anxiety and depression, so I take my courses online.
May: That's ridiculous. Everyone dislikes going to school. Just suck it up.
Jesse: That's sanism.

sanism by ThawahCawwey September 10, 2016