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sheenist

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,
When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist
by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011
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Sheenist

A Person Who Snorts "Cocaine" Off A Dudes Dick
Charlie, Your The Reason Someone With Coke On Their Dicks Is Called A Sheenist
by eichorn9 September 25, 2011
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sheenist

a person who is offensive towards the sheenmeister. (charlie sheen) they may hurl abusive comments about his one night stands and drug addiction.
i was sitting at my table snorting crack cocaine with the sheenmeister, (charlie sheen) when i saw two young boys about 15 being sheenist towards charlie sheen, so, i went over to them, hit them round the heads with a chair, shoved crack up their asses, and made them get a tatoo with his name on it.
by Jake1997. May 2, 2011
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Sheenis

The snorting of cocaine off one's penis. Named after the party legend poon hound himself, Charlie Sheen.
Your girlfriend loves my Sheenis. Winning!
by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
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Sheenis

Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.
A dick with cocaine on it is called a 'Sheenis' in Norway.
by zn-1 September 20, 2011
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Sheenis Envy

A feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to Charlie Sheen's advantages, success, possessions, etc.
Trolls such as Chuck Lorre suffer from Sheenis Envy
by SheenisEnvydotcom March 28, 2011
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Sheenish

To lavishly spend money on the consumption of cocaine, women, and booze. It's more predominately used in association with good (emphasis on GOOD) cocaine, but the entire experience must incorporate all three elements.

No other drug may substitute for cocaine, although other drug use may be infused into the collective process.

The girls must be attractive (paid or unpaid) while under the influence of minimal amounts of alcohol. In other words, not some nasty shit that requires an entire bottle of Jack and two tabs of acid.

Alcohol should be decent....reserve piss water for the bathroom floor. AKA....anything with the words "Light" in it, anything that's canned, and anything that taste like it came from the "distillery" across from the "donkey show" off of Revolucion in Tijuana.....won't work.
Last night I took shots of Patron to the head and hooked up with these two girls. I was doing lines of yay off the younger ones tits until 6am....I THINK she was 18, ether way, shit was Sheenish!

The ladies just arrived, the bottles are on the way and the precious white girl is in my pocket....tonight's about to get Sheenish.

Duuuude, rail it on out....there's hoes all up in here and I'm ready to start Sheening!

Man, I so damn depressed right now....I seriously need to fuckin Sheen.

Q: How was Vegas?
Re: Shit was Sheeeeenish!!!!!!!!!
by Mike, The Platinum Kangol July 22, 2011
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