sweenis 

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

sweenis by Scott June 23, 2004

sweenis 

noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.

Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.

sweenis by keldard February 20, 2011

Sweenis 

Sweenis is a loud mouth sailor with a retarded looking jaw.

Sweenis is on a jappering rampage today, somebody get the duct tape.

Sweenis by wunderer69 April 10, 2009

sweenis 

A sweedish penis.

Look at bubba's huge sweenis, it the hairest one eyed monster i've ever seen.

sweenis by chode johnson September 2, 2003

Sweenis 

When your sweatpants make a bulge that could be mistaken for a penis.

Ben: Hey Liz, nice Sweenis.

Liz: Errrrrmotherrrrr.

Sweenis by Octavius23466 October 23, 2012

Sweenis 

The penis-shaped bulge that frequently appears when wearing a zip-front sweater. This phenomenon occurs to both sexes.

"Is that your sweenis showing, or are you just happy to see me?"

Or, "Suzy, pull down your shirt, you've got a serious sweenis showing."

Sweenis by Binxy27 March 17, 2013

pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006