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A giant mans with a 47 inch long shlong and with one swipe with his cock can kill a hole village or small children
That guy is as scary as Landon
by Slapmyshlong69 August 26, 2018
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1. Slight sins or offenses
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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Cool, charming kid who likes to hang out with his friends. Sleeps in his underwear and makes lots of jokes. Runs away from all of the girls who crush on him. His squad always backs him up .
"Dude, I think that kid is such a Landon"
by eat sleep ball October 29, 2015
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Landon is a guardian angel. He is handsome, sweet, caring, great with kids, funny, athletic, strong, taller than most, determined, brave, spontaneous, romantic, protective, and charming.

He loves the sports that everyone can enjoy, even when little, like baseball. He's the guy who keeps you wondering about what his next "hero" trick will be to impress the one he likes. He's the one who is protective of those he cares for. Landon makes his special someone feel warm and comfortable every time she walks into his presence. Being with him will make you feel better, no matter what mood your in. Landon has the ability to take you to a completely different world, to keep you all to himself, to where he can treat you with respect and loyalty.

His eyes are definitely something else. Although they are brown, they are a different, and beautiful shade of it. Gazing into them will hold you captivated in time, and will make you never want to leave. You forget everything else exists just by looking into his eyes, because they take you so deep into his soul.

He has a smile to die for. His laugh is sexy, and his voice is deep, but just to the right pitch to give you chills. All three make your legs quiver, and you ears crave to see or hear them again. When he smiles, you can't help but smile back.

Landon is my soulmate. My Romeo. My Prince Charming. He is the reason I can wake up everyday and take on the world with confidence. Landon is my world, my everything.
Girl A: Who is that?
Girl B: Landon! Isn't he amazing?
Girl A: YES! I want him!
Girl B: Too bad, he's mine!
by 9'TheWildOne'9 April 18, 2012
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Landon is honestly the perfect guy. He knows exactly what to say to warm a girl's heart. Many girls are jealous of his girlfriend. He is tall, athletic and definitely a gentleman. Landon is always funny and can make any girl blush. Landon is the perfect guy
Girl1- dude, look how charming that guy is
Girl2- he must be a landon
by Mr. Joeswager December 20, 2015
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Because genes
Landon is Landon cause genes
by Avah666 December 11, 2018
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