smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 10, 2004

smenis

the act of smothering with penis

When Johnnie pulled out his cock, Sally ran away in fear she might be smenised.

by Marcraine February 11, 2008

smenis

abreviated term for "Smells like penis"

After Jon pulled his hand from inside his pants and raised it to his nose he said "Oh man! Smenis"
or
"Did you catch a whif of Dan's breath the other day? It was totally smenis"

by Bec April 15, 2005

Smenis

A type of penis belonging to the Caucasian family. Due to low blood pressure, blood flow to the penis is almost non existent.

“Girl, Tyler came over last night and he forgot his medication. He had a smenis.”

by WiseWordsFromBuddha October 8, 2020

Pall Smenis

From Latin: Minituriouse Bonerium
Not so secret code for an inadiquatly sized male sex organ. Often used by retards, spastics and nazis.

See Also:
pig benis
Pedium Menis

Chris: Hey Lewis you seem to have an extremely Pall Smenis.
Lewis: What? What is a Pall Smenis?
Chris: HAHAHA You dumb fuck
Lewis: Whaaaa?

by ShoTown October 25, 2004

smenis

A small penis

When I had sex with Timmy, it just wasn't fun. He had a smenis that didn't feel good in my vagina

by Food lover 4 eva June 22, 2016