Sheenism

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

by TDawesome April 7, 2011

Sheenism

A religion that is based that on sheen from the hit shows Jimmy neutron and planet sheen. Instead of the bible or Quran worshipers of sheen follow the vible

I believe in sheenism.

by Jello_boi January 22, 2020

Sheenism

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

by ultimatebob March 3, 2011

Sheenism

A belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an F-18 Jet, due to mass consumption of tiger blood. Members of the faith are referred to as "Winners" while all nonbelievers are known as "trolls".

Dude, ever since I joined Sheenism I've been seeing Double Rainbows. I'm fuckin winning.

by beachbum662 March 29, 2011

Sheenism

A religion founded at The University of Kansas on the 5th floor of Oliver Hall based upon Charlie Sheen.

You see that guy winning?

Yeah, I bet he practices Sheenism.

by KU Mark March 16, 2011

Sheenism

A series of random, incoherent words or sentences which make no sense to anyone....including the person saying them.

Man 1: Greg's ok until he starts drinking. Then he starts flying off the handle about warlocks, dragons, and tiger's blood.

Man 2: Sounds like Greg is having a Sheenism.

by Octavio Stevens April 20, 2011

sheenist

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011