swenis

a sweaty penis

i had a swenis after practice

by kleenex March 5, 2003

swenis

sweaty penis

go swack you swenis

by Ashley September 22, 2003

swenis

A large swedish penis.

Look at that guys swenis! He must be swedish.

by melissa December 17, 2003

swenis

A particular kind of sweat that comes from ones balls and penis. It smells of vernard.

on hot days i wear boxer-breifs so as to absorb swenis.

by acropora1981 November 20, 2007

swenis

sweaty penis

Your swenis is rubbing against my vagina.

by picklejohn25 March 28, 2011

swenis

A particular kind of sweat that comes from ones balls and penis. It smells of vernard.

on hot days i wear boxer-breifs so as to absorb swenis.

by acropora1981 November 20, 2007

swenis

A term used to describe the metaphysical penis that women's rights advocates have; while some females complain that misogynistic men are always "thinking with their penis", ardent feminists are likewise "always thinking with their swenis".

"Man, I can't organize a project team at our company without some lady in a power suit whipping out her swenis and threatening to sue us if we don't include women."

by OrangeMonkey April 9, 2006