swenis 

a sweaty penis

i had a swenis after practice

swenis by kleenex March 5, 2003

swenis 

sweaty penis

go swack you swenis

swenis by Ashley September 21, 2003

swenis 

A particular kind of sweat that comes from ones balls and penis. It smells of vernard.

on hot days i wear boxer-breifs so as to absorb swenis.

swenis by acropora1981 December 20, 2007

swenis 

A large swedish penis.

Look at that guys swenis! He must be swedish.

swenis by melissa December 17, 2003

swenis 

sweaty penis

Your swenis is rubbing against my vagina.

swenis by picklejohn25 April 13, 2011

swenis 

A particular kind of sweat that comes from ones balls and penis. It smells of vernard.

on hot days i wear boxer-breifs so as to absorb swenis.

swenis by acropora1981 December 20, 2007

swenis 

A term used to describe the metaphysical penis that women's rights advocates have; while some females complain that misogynistic men are always "thinking with their penis", ardent feminists are likewise "always thinking with their swenis".

"Man, I can't organize a project team at our company without some lady in a power suit whipping out her swenis and threatening to sue us if we don't include women."

swenis by OrangeMonkey April 25, 2006