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SecretSara

She will be the nicest person you could ever meet. Will always make you happy regardless of what situation you're in. Can also be the biggest goofball. Loves her friends the most and does anything for them.
Has a severe obsession with mixing all kinds of food with ketchup. Is widely regarded as the queen of ketchup. Well known for consuming exorbitant amounts of ketchup in a calendar year.

Very talented at art. Anyone that gets an artwork from her must consider themselves lucky. Thinks Theo is the best Dragon even though it is a well known fact that Duncan is the best Dragon there ever will be.
Jartsa : "What are you doing Anna?"
Anna : "I'm having ketchup with icecream!"
Jartsa : "You're being such a SecretSara right now.."
by Slykke July 16, 2021
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Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020
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Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off
He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.
by cambronshinn February 7, 2010
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secretary

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)
by daywalkz March 31, 2009
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US Secretary of Defense Parnas

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.
The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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Sham WH Press Secretary

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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cowboy's secretary

when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.
last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.
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