Schmouldering

Where one is to get intoxicated on alcohol or other substances and act like a funny cunt and rage it up.

Hey John, let's schmoulder this weekend.
HELL YEAH, epic schmoulder time bro.

I joined the Schmouldering Goon Sack Mob on Facebook!

Fuck, look at that guy he's schmouldered out of his brain.

Remember that time, we shmouldered up to mcdonalds and ate $300 worth of cheeseburgers..

by tga goon June 5, 2011

Meat Shouldering

The art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. The objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing.

There was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures are posted on facebook - he has a piece of ham on one shoulder and salami on the other. He walked around for at least 30min before he figured out what the laughter was all about.

by johnnycat19 August 5, 2012

smouldering

- A deep feeling of burning inside with a passionate anger or hatred.
- Burning slowly.

Eren Jaeger and his smouldering obsession with killing all the titans.

by oh-no-comic-sans November 27, 2013

Shouldering

(Verb) : a very intimate distraction from seeing a bare woman’s shoulder that breaks dress code

Bro she got in trouble for shouldering.

I can’t take it when I see her shouldering.

by Blaine train February 21, 2019

Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

shouldering

When you are out of breath because a girl is so fly. You pant so hard your shoulders are moving

"Hey j-low do you see that fly girl"
"Yeah man, shotty got me shouldering"

by Nxk April 3, 2016

Cold Shouldering

A move used in football to purposely avoid making a tackle, most commonly used by Edison linebackers wearing #3

Max has perfect cold shouldering form

by growballs3 December 2, 2010