smouldering
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Smoldering
The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.
Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?
Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?
Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.
Smoldering by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010
Meat Shouldering
The art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. The objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing.
There was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures are posted on facebook - he has a piece of ham on one shoulder and salami on the other. He walked around for at least 30min before he figured out what the laughter was all about.
Meat Shouldering by johnnycat19 August 5, 2012
Soldering Iron
You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron
Soldering Iron by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005
Soldering Iron
A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken
Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!
Soldering Iron by theblurfromjoisy July 28, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.