Definitions by Mortariontyphus

Smouldering preschool 

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

Smouldering preschool by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

Shitty Titty 

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.

I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.

Shitty Titty by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019