distraction

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.

I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.

by Klips January 10, 2006

distraction

people who stop you doing work in class.
mainly math and psych.
always wishing

Sarah: Im trying to do work
Daniel: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!

by youwishjellyfish March 27, 2011

distraction

What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck

They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.

by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011

distractivity

Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.

John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.

by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010

distracted

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

by Dr.Rob Jones July 11, 2008

Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.

The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.

by Distraction Central April 03, 2009

Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.

I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!

by definitionbestower December 05, 2022