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schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

schmartle 

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.
"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."
schmartle by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

schmaglette 

The wine cage on champagne bottles
Don't let the schmaglette pop off!
schmaglette by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007

Schmalenciaga 

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.
I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.
Schmalenciaga by vogue chick April 30, 2005

schmitzle-schmazle 

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
schmitzle-schmazle by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

schmatter 

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end
eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters
schmatter by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011