schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

schmale by S&K July 14, 2006

Schmale

A schmale is a name for a person that is pulled over on the side of the road and is being arrested. Could also mean any person being arrested or in handcuffs.

It is also used as an insult.

Some use it in place of the word nigger.

You're a dirty schmale.

That guy pulled over is a schmale.

What's up schmale?

Schmale by Business District April 22, 2010

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

Schmalbrock by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

Schmole 

A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

Schmole by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

schmalicate 

To walk briskly uphill.

Carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.

schmalicate by Norillim July 10, 2010

shmale 

A jewish hamster fish

shmales love to eat kosher flakes

shmale by sillylove123 August 16, 2012