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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.
Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.
schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010
Italian slang meaning money or cash. Often used by mobsters, affiliates of organized crime, and people from Staten Island and/or New Jersey.
Tony spent $300,000 on his new gazebo- the guy spends scharole like it grows on trees!

Tony is a huge spaccone; he spent all of his scharole at the nightclub, buying shots of bucca for everyone in sight.

Although Tony has no scharole, he uses his credit card to go shopping online for new Ed Hardy shirts.

Tony is putting his scharole on the street- he is into shylocking these days.
scharole by TonyTee October 27, 2009

Schmartio 

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.
That schmartio can suck my cock!
Schmartio by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

Schmaggler 

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.
"You're such a schmaggler."
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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