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(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.
"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."
by RKTurner31 June 24, 2008
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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