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Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.
by Heffae June 25, 2019
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Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.
Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.
by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019
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Schloppi

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.
In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.
by AOKOAK October 31, 2009
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Schleepin

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"
What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!
by Devan J. June 8, 2009
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schloffin

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
by KialNez April 13, 2010
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Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.
Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.
by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014
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Romp Slompin

The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.
Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.
by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020
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