The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.
There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks