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LMFAOOOO im schleep!
schleep by TheRealLegitBoss August 6, 2016

Schleepy Schnitzel 

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"
Schleepy Schnitzel by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

schleepy 

In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.
- "Do you want oral?"
- "I'm Schleepy...."
schleepy by JD and coke August 20, 2006

Schledoinkydoink 

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
Schledoinkydoink by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

schlepping 

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.
schlepping by LordofthePing May 30, 2007
the act of 'sleeping'
holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.
schleep by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004