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I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.
by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008
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a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)
Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!
by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018
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1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.
The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.
by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008
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Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.
"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"
"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."
by Chris Done July 3, 2006
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Let's schlomp some terries
by CREZ0M June 19, 2017
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Mark is such a schlomp
by GarretStreams August 20, 2020
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absolutely decimating some divine food. like food all over your mouth white girl pasta sauce face level eating.
look at that mf schlomp on that cake!”
by rpsirk November 26, 2023
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