schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)

Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!

by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 08, 2018

schlomp

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.

The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.

by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008

schlomp

Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.

"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"
"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."

by Chris Done July 03, 2006

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 05, 2009

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011