a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the
bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every
STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty
fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her
home from the
bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her
house. once inside you are at this beasts
mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
