Shlompin 

Meaning the taste of something is above god level.

Dang mom! These mashed potatoes are shlompin!

Shlompin by I <3 black ppl October 13, 2019

Romp Slompin 

The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.

Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.

Romp Slompin by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

shlomming by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shlommin 

Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...

Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..

Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!

Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!

Shlommin by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008

Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

Poppy Shlumping 

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

Poppy Shlumping by Jakemin April 4, 2019