Shlompin
Shlompin by I <3 black ppl October 13, 2019
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Romp Slompin
The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.
Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.
Romp Slompin by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020
Related Words
Shlompin • Schlomping the whitebait • schlomping • Shlombing • Shloming • Shlumping • Slomping • Schlompin • Schlompin’ • shlampin
Shlombing
"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"
"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008
Shlommin
Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...
Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..
Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!
Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!
Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!
Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!
Shlommin by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008
Schlompin’
Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019
Poppy Shlumping
Poppy Shlumping by Jakemin April 4, 2019
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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