Schlopin’ 

To masturbate alone.

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’

Schlopin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schloping 

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.

Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.

Schloping by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009

Schlodin 

The enormous cock of Odin. With this cock he impregnated all 9 valkyries.

I put my Schlodin in her shreya.

Schlodin by Schlodin Erfinder November 22, 2021

Schlopie 

aggressive nigger who is a big dick bitch

Screw that schlopie man he fucked my wife.

Schlopie by Poopsuka November 13, 2019

Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.

Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.

Schlompin by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019

Schloopin’ 

The act of dangling an unlit cigarette out of the corner of your mouth while talking

Of course I’m schloopin’, it’s schloopin’ Saturday

Schloopin’ by anonymous November 21, 2021