Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 06, 2021

Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 01, 2011

Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

by Bryan Seaman April 25, 2018

Schlorp

a fine noise

schlorp

by meowsies123 September 29, 2018

SCHLORP

Ranboo is the founder of this word:when you consume a lolsquid(liquid solid)

I just schlorped some soup

by February 24, 2021

Schlorp

The act of consuming soup

"I schlorped some soup"
"Toby is schlorping some soup"
"I am going to schlorp soup"

by chefboo February 24, 2021

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

by spookytoad February 24, 2021