schloming 

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!

Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.

schloming by Schlom March 10, 2015

Schlong control 

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

Schlong control by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.

Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"

Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Schrödinger's Schlong 

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018

Schlong Doggled 

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.

That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...

Schlong Doggled by bobondeez February 23, 2013

Scheming Butthole 

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017