When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!
Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.
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(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.
Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!
"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!
"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"
by NorthDadz March 19, 2010
Get the Scalaming mug.Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
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Get the Schlong Doggled mug.Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
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