schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
by ktkattdd January 6, 2009
When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
by bootyhunter9686 October 14, 2016
by K.iverson January 31, 2017
when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
by seductivecow July 5, 2018
by Nayomi January 2, 2008
A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
by John Childers June 30, 2004
by Asshole.1234 April 11, 2018