schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
by ktkattdd January 05, 2009
Get the schlumpingmug. When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016
Get the Schlumpedmug. by K.iverson January 31, 2017
Get the schlumpedmug. when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
by seductivecow July 05, 2018
Get the Schlumpedmug. by Nayomi January 12, 2008
Get the schlumpmug. A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
by John Childers October 09, 2005
Get the schlumpmug. by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018
Get the Schlumpedmug.