Schlappin’

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Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

Schlappin’ by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

Words you can keep

slappin' d (to something)

Going hard while doing something.

Guy 1: What you doin tonight?
Guy 2: Slappin' d to weights
In this scenario, guy 2 indicates he will be lifting weights intensely tonight.

Guy 1: Anyone tryna slap some d to pow this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, let's slap!
In this scenario, guy 1 is asking his friends if anyone wants to hit the slopes for a powder day this weekend. Guy 2 accepts enthusiastically.

slappin' d (to something)

slappin' d (to something) by DoctorThicc January 27, 2019

Related Words

Schlappin’ • schlapping • Schlapp • slappin • schlapped • Scrappin' • Schlapper • Schnappi • slappin' the bag • Schlangin'

Schweppin'

Shorthand for 'schwepping', a common southern exclamation.

Bro: Here, have an extra Dr Pepper.
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(

Schweppin' by Fat Cock Gamer February 17, 2021

scrappin

to fight somebody, to wreck, tussel or throw hands

yo dem niggas scrappin outside young!

scrappin by ROSAVEL February 27, 2007

slappin paps

Another term for jerking off, you know walking back from class and finding your roommate jerkin it in your dorm room.

Yesterday I came back from Organic Chemistry and walked in on Johnny slappin paps...

slappin paps by CPB223 February 11, 2012

slappin da bass

paul rudd's character Peter in "I love you, man" quote while ackwardly playing the bass guitar in front of his fiance in a leprachaun accent.

slappin da bass mon; schlappin da beassssuhhh

slappin da bass by k8ster April 3, 2009

Schloppi

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.

In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.

Schloppi by AOKOAK October 31, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026