Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...
“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”
by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023
“My girl ate a whole bunch of Taco Bell and insisted on giving me a Hot Bobo…Not gonna lie, kinda hot!”
by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023