1. the art of pretending to be a noble gas
2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
by LawrenceMK2 December 02, 2020
A class required in high school designed to make your day shit. The driest assholes from your nearest community college are rounded up and given worksheets to keep for their entire teaching career, of which they make endless copies and in an orgy of sadistic joy they throw them at you and tell you to learn. Chemistry itself if the science of the smallest fucking shit in the universe that just so happens to require the most detailed math problems. If you know what you're doing, you probably don't.
"All right students, keep in mind 2 out of 3 times in chemistry, there is an exception to the rule."
"That make's sense. I'll always remember the hydronium concentration of sulfuric acid. That will help me when I'm the fucking president and making ten times more than my chemistry teacher."
"That make's sense. I'll always remember the hydronium concentration of sulfuric acid. That will help me when I'm the fucking president and making ten times more than my chemistry teacher."
by redwings96 May 06, 2013
by sdgks November 04, 2010
A science in which one extends their knowledge of the Periodic Table by occasionally mixing the wrong chemicals, lighting stuff on fire, freezing stuff in liquid nitrogen, highlighting the hell out of their periodic table until it looks like a unicorn licked it, and understanding how all this stuff applies to the little tiny bits that make up every last bit of everything.
Person 1: Hey! Did you guys do that lab today in Chemistry with the thing that blew up?
Person 2: Yeah! That was so totally epic!
Person 2: Yeah! That was so totally epic!
by Dreamweaver38 April 09, 2010
Chemistry is the process of torturing high school students into freaking out and consequently dropping out of school.
by bOb_ that one guy October 11, 2005
Female euphamism for sexual attraction. Utilized to avoid hurting someone's feelings, but, more importantly, to hide superficiality.
by Vagabond King February 02, 2010
One of the four "Natural Sciences" (The others being Maths , Physics and Biology) . Taugt at secondary school , highschool and university.
Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification .
Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse .
After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are:
Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this.
Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology .
Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft .
Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ?
Physical chemistry : Satan himself .
Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .
Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification .
Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse .
After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are:
Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this.
Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology .
Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft .
Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ?
Physical chemistry : Satan himself .
Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .
Matt the nerd : We're havin' Analytical , physical and Organic chemistry today !!!
Bob the fail : FUCK !!!!!
Bob the fail : FUCK !!!!!
by DevaDH1994 January 17, 2010