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schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009
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Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.
'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'
by 12017317 March 7, 2014
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Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.
Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.
by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018
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Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.
-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.
by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020
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Pool Schnaupping

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.
1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks
by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020
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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.
by nike kicks March 29, 2022
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scrapping

(verb) The act of collecting various discarded and unwanted scrap metals and taking such precious metals to a scrapyard for a small but helpful monetary reward. Scrapping is oftentimes very hard and dirty work for a relatively small payoff.
Johnny had been unemployed for a stretch now and was struggling to find any decent work. He had lately taken to the toil and trouble of scrapping so he could at least keep his cigarette habit and continue smoking.
by Nikki Stixx January 28, 2019
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