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An Irish Jew.

origin: out of the two-one-fif
The tussel used so much febreeze you couldn't see three inches from your nose.
Tussel by growler April 11, 2005
Something that can range from slutty to a moron to a dick or man hore. Also it can refer to being tuff.
1) Don't be such a fucking tussel, it's degrading.

2) I got to get tussel so he wont see how fucking scared I

am.
3) The car is tussel.

4) She's such a tussel.

tussel crowe

A funny pun used to desribe russel crowe the fag that appears on the advanced hair studio ads and is commonly known to have absolutely no balls at all.
Guy 1: Man im like going bald
Guy 2: Wtf fag... go have anal sex with tussel crowe
tussel crowe by LolXcore February 27, 2007

Russel the Tussel 

Russel the Tussel is the most fearsome pirate to ever sail the seven seas. When children see him, they are stricken with fear. He walks silently through hallways before raping his son brutally. He is a force to be reckoned with.
Russel the Tussel crept through the hallways, and he lunged into his son's room, and fucked him with his pirate meat cutlass

Titty Tussel 

A sex act where a man and women both have to be 400lbs plus and run a around with pillows and slap eachother with their oddly large tits
Titty Tussel by Daddy Shove it in November 5, 2020

Tucumcari tussel

The act of a midget dressed as a goblin wearing a green bay cheese wedge hat violently indidualy stuffs a pack of bratwurst up your ass while you ride a mechanical bull
Doyle got him self into a real tucumcari tussel at the packers playoff game.
Tucumcari tussel by PISTOLERA 69 October 28, 2026
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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