Schlappin’ 

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

Schlappin’ by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schloppi 

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.

In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.

Schloppi by AOKOAK October 31, 2009

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Schleepin 

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"

What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!

Schleepin by Devan J. June 8, 2009

schlarving the doad 

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

schlarving the doad by goraiders November 23, 2006

schlepping 

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

schlepping by LordofthePing May 30, 2007