Schlappin’

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Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

Schlappin’ by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

Words you can keep

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schloppi

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.

In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.

Schloppi by AOKOAK October 31, 2009

schlampenschlepper

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Schleepin

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"

What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!

Schleepin by Devan J. June 8, 2009

schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

schlarving the doad by goraiders November 23, 2006

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

schlepping by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026