Samitfish

Samitfish is a fucking mad cunt with arms so strong they could break your girls pussy, he has a personal collection off all the condoms he’s ever used which at this time is one, for the condom challenge.

Man I’m so jealous of how many used condoms Samitfish has.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

Samitis

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Shitfish™

A Shitfish™ is someone who rides coattails. Attempts to gain notoriety off the work of others. A shit fish is the lil fish who swim behind sharks eating their scraps instead of going off and finding their own food. A lazy uninspired person who aspires to benefit from the efforts of others merely by association.

That dude is such a ShitFish™ he starts fights with accomplished people publically just to get attention for his unknown website.

by AvidyaUS June 23, 2011

shitfish

Used to describe the fact that the only fish left in the sea are the shit ones.

KD: Why can't I get a boyfriend?
Josh: It's probably because you're a shitfish.

by katie fur furs August 15, 2008

shitfishing

Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.

Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"

by have a guess ;) July 22, 2009

smithish

the language spoken by a set of smiths in leeds

oh what the feck are you talking about

by david smith April 20, 2004

Shitfish

Smells like fish and shit usually from not bathing or not wiping your ass after you use the bathroom

OMG she didn't wipe her ass she's such as shitfish

by Crane_man September 6, 2016